[AGDLynn]

A woman went to her local Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas card envelopes.



“May I have 100 Christmas stamps?” she asked the clerk at the counter.



“What denomination?” the clerk asked.



The woman exclaims, “God help us! Has it come to this? All right, let me think for a moment. OK, give me 20 Catholics, 10 Episcopalians, 20 Methodists, 15 Presbyterians, 5 Lutherans, and 30 Baptists!”