[Prissfit1908]

@ #1 Leading Lady. lol It sounds like she's lucky she lives two hours away...

A big ol', a-little-part-of-me-hopes-the-Grinch-steals-your-dayum-Christmas, pimps up, hoez down, open-handed with my grandma's rings on slap to one of my coworkers. How DARE you say I may want to limit MY phone conversations when YOU are notorious for having 25+ minutes phone calls on the regular! AND your azz has the nerve to fall asleep on the job!!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Surely you jest...

Naw, forget the baby powder! I'm going to wet my hands first to make SURE I get a good one in... SCHMACK-UM!



*wiping my brow* I'm back, ya'll. I'm back.