Vicious Rumor
This just in...
The next Star Wars will feature a half hour scene that will contain:
Foreground
Padmé Amidala and Anakin Skywalker lying in a pasture, telling each other how much they love each other.
Mid-Background
Jar-Jar Binks will be performing a solo improvisational modern dance inspired by the two young lovers, and by...
Background
An orchestra and choir of Ewoks singing rythmic love songs that oddly sound inspired by Barry White and the Love Unlimited Orchestra.
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