Yep. I walked around thinking I was cute with what appeared to be half a dayum head of broccoli in my teeth.

Friends don't let friends look crazy after lunch. You don't even have to TELL me if you just can't bring yourself to do it. Just hand me a mirror. I can take it from there. But don't just leave me out there skinnin' and grinnin', cheesin' and lookin' like a natural born fool!
Have you ever walked in on your man while he was "loving" himself?

What did you do?