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The Ivy League only counts for liberals. Why? Because! Because! Just Because! Stop it! I gave you an answer. It's just because!
Why are they Morons? Well, I'm not sure that's the term I'd use to describe the vast liberal disease represented here, but it is the title of the thread, so I'll go with it.
1) Howard Dean - So many reasons, so little time. I think I'll go with his statements profiling certain white men from the South (who gives a damn about them anyways, they are white males... come on) while trying to attract their votes. Imagine that, the Democratic front runner courting the Stars and Bars. Yep, I wanna be the candydate (Misspelled on purpose) of all you pickup truck driving rednecks waving the rebel flag. What an ass.
2) Al Gore - For actually believing that 8 years of serving Bill Clinton would be advantageous to his own presidential bid. Gore only scores half a moron though; according to last night’s news, he and William the Impeached have not been on speaking terms for quite some time. Good for Al!
3) Hillary Clinton - For concocting the "Vast Rightwing Conspiracy" BS story in defense of William, rather than looking at her husbands Vast Marital Infidelity. She could have saved herself that TV interview. On the other hand, the good senator likes a good media op. Actually, I think Mrs. Clinton is a Moron for believing anything this man has ever told her, including, “I Do”.
4) Bill Clinton - For having absolutely no respect for women. No respect. None. Period!
5) Al Franken - Give me a break. He's a satirist. I think he’s funny, in an asinine sort of way. Anyone, who takes anything this nut has to say seriously, probably deserves a spot on the Moron List.
6) Paul Patton - I'll stay out of this one. It's not my backyard
7) Gray Davis - Ah yes, Gray the Recalled. For lying, ummm, I mean, for being deceitful to the people of California in order to get re-elected. Then, after the success of a dirty campaign, politically misplacing the support of even his favorite special interest groups. Face it, any Democrat who can't keep the teachers union on his side, is a moron.
8)Al Sharpton - Again, this one is not my backyard... but it's tempting.
9) Barbara Streisand - For spoiling such a dynamic voice with such unbelievable political stupidity
10)Alec Baldwin - Move already!
11)Nadine Strossen (president ACLU) - Come on, it’s the ACLU. Enough said!
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