All the tacky lights I ever need to see are in my neighboorhood...
The house across the street from us always has a light up Santa (on a sleigh with reindeer) on the roof, another Santa with reindeer here and there on the lawn, a nativity scene, angels, carolers, and various layers of lights in all kinds of different colors, some icicles, some chain, some regular.. some blink, some go in a line. These people are across the street, so the blinding light from this spectacle is always shining through our windows at night. About 3 years ago (every year, they add something new) they had the nerve to set the lights to music... how trifling is that? I swear, I can't get any sleep because it's SO bright and loud!
The house behind us caught on fire 2 years ago from the crazy amount of lights.
She had her dog house decorated, her clothesline, her tool shed, and her POWER LINES, as well as the house... she was doing too much. But don't you know she kept them up, and came back strong again last year?
Other neighboors have decorated...
above ground swimming pools, cars in the yard that no longer move, backyard fences (chain link ones, for dogs), random trees and bushes in the yard, with ornaments like Christmas trees, birdbaths, and fountains (but why do you have a full-out, light up fountain in the front yard of your 2-bedroom, 1-story house?)
is it just here that people wanna decorate EVERYTHING in the yard?