HC my melanin-challenged ex sister-n-law?

HC why does my 3 year old nephew have a mullet?
HC I asked her this?
HC she was like " his hair is silky so it can't be a mullet"?
HC

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HC if its long in the back and short in the front......ITS A MULLET?
HC I don't care how silky smooth, bone straight, shiney, piney your hair is?
HC a mullet, y'all

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HC why is she messing him up like that at such as early age?
HC I don't know why I'm surprised, though?
HC she still wears those teased to death hair-sprayed bangs?

HC

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