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Rho Rho Chapter Chants
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HOOOOOOOOOOOO
1 2 3 T K E
3 2 1 Tau Kappa Epsilon
Aw Shit Aw Damb
Rappa Tappa Tau Kappa Who the hell are we
TKE the best fraternity
Bim Bam Fuck All the others suck
We are the Tekes the best Fucking Greeks
HOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Where Were You Born!?!?!!
I was born in a came break Raised by bears
I’ve got a double steal jaw and a fine coat of Hair
I’ve got a cast iron belly and a cool blue rod
I’m a mean motherfucker I’m a Teke BY GOD!
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Virgin Song
She was a virgin in her freshman year
She was a virgin with her conscience clear
She never drank nor smoked or fucked around
She was the ideal date for every ATO in Town
Until she met a T K E and she lost her royal Virginity
Now she’s a whore in gay parry and the mother of a TKE
The little Bastard
The mother of a T K E E E
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Up Jumped a Teke (Army Cadance)
Up Jumped a Teke from an old pine grove
You could tell he was bad by the style of his clothes
He wore a three-button beanie with a two-button stitch
That Mother fucker was a son of a bitch
He lined fifty women up against a wall
And made a two dollar bet that he could fuck the all
He fucked 48 till his balls turned blue
Then he backed off and jacked off and fucked the other two
When he died he went straight to hell
He fucked the devils wife and his daughter as well
On his tombstone written in Greek
I’m a son of a bitch and a god dam Teke
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Teke Rambling Song
He rambled to a college town and thought heed start a frat
He looked around and looked around to see where he was at
And just because he was the best to ever come that way
The colors that he wore each day were the cherry and the gray.
He rambled down to Hades to see the poor lost souls
The ATO’s and Sigma Chi’s were roasting on the coals.
The Delta Taus and KA’s the burn had just begun,
While all the Tekes on velvet seats were watching all the fun.
The Sig Tau’s were labeled bums and laid upon the shelf
When in came old Beelzebub the king of hell himself.
He gave the boys a hearty grip and it was plain to see,
He was a charter member and a darn good TKE.
He rambled up to heaven to see the fellows there,
And there they were all loafing around the golden stair
Some were smoking cigarettes, and he was at his ease,
For they were all good friends of his and frater TKE’S.
He had a talk with Moses, He interviewed St. Paul,
He met the wives of Solomon and kissed them one and all.
And when with Cleopatra he floated down the Nile,
She said, “I like the Tekes the best they never cramp my style.”
Adam was the first man to ever wear the pin.
Solomon was the wisest the Tekes have taken in.
Samson was a strong man but he had the itch.
If Julius Caesar came back to life, we’d pledge the son-of-a-Bitch
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In our chapter you have to drink with your non dominante hand. if you are caught using your dominate hand we yell out BUFFALO and sing this chant. While they chug, hopefully the chug with their non dominate hand or they will get "buffaloed" again.
Buffalo
So here’s to Frater ________Frater_________Frater________
So here’s to Frater ________who’s with us tonight
He’s happy he’s jolly hell fuck sheep by golly!
So here’s to Frater ________who’s with us tonight
So drink motherfucker! Drink motherfucker Drink!
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