[moe.ron]

You're From Buffalo, NY if:

1) You've used your back porch or the trunk of your car as a fridge/deep
freeze.

2) You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

3) You have used a down comforter in the summer.

4) You drive at 65 mph through a raging blizzard, barely flinching.

5) People say they live in Buffalo when their mailing address is West Seneca.

6) There is a mini mall every 1/4 mile, if not, you're in Niagara County.

7) You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.

8) There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Wegman's at any given time.

9) You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

10) Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

11) You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.

12) You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,
construction.

13) You know to avoid tractor trailers on the I-190 with Canadian Plates.

14) You don't consider what Domino's or Pizza Hut sell as real Pizza.

15) They only call it a Snow Day when it's over 7 feet of snow in the ground.

16) You can spell and say Cheektowaga, Lackawanna and Tonawanda.

17) When the most common vehicle in town is the Salt Truck

18) You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends from NY.

19) The Buffalo Bills stadium is in Orchard Park, NY(Not Buffalo, NY)

20) No Goal, Lateral Pass - means something