HC Ideal I hope you feel better? (((HUG)))
HC I had to tell ya'll this?
HC I thought this was hil-a-ri-ous, in a "You wish!" type way?
HC my ex came up to me after church today and was like, "I hope you don't take offense to this, I just wanted to ask you...?
HC I am like
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HC he was like, "Did you have a breast reduction?"
HC I am like
"NOOOOO"?
HC he was like, I was looking at you in the balcony from the choir stand and your breasts just look smaller...maybe it's the shirt you're wearing"?
HC my sister and I were like WTF?
HC I was like, "WTH are you sitting on the choir stand looking at people's titties, aren't you supposed to praising the Lord?" <----I know that wasn't the most gracious way to say it, but that's what popped out.
HC MEN???
HC I just think that it's funny that out of allllll of those people that go to that church, he can spot me in the balcony and see that my breasts look smaller?
HC YEAH...they would look smaller when you are 5 million yards away, dumbass?
HC I am still chuckling?
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