Oh wow. Please, please, PLEASE tell me this site is fake. It just HAS to be a joke!!!!
Check out the "Creation Science Fun Facts with Dr. Graffenstein"...
"My friend Bomby the bomadier beetle can shoot boiling-hot toxic chemicals out of his butt. Why?"
"God gave your friend that ability for defense against evil and as a testament against the false doctrine of Evolutionism!"
WTF?!?!??!?!?!
I don't remember learning anything like this in church, ever! Seriously, the creators of this site HAVE to be on drugs!