CT4, I know, I know; I'm crazy but I think we need a clinical definition for "perpology." Why would someone, particularly as they move away from the collegiate experience, be so caught up in perpetrating? Just go 'head and be good in something else.
...but hey, don't play me like I'm the only one who'd enjoy the show. I've seen old threads on how yall (read: YOU) bust out some of the perps foolish enough to come up in here wit dat.