HC I was like this while reading the last few posts:
extra mad that he got mad b/c he left the tape in
HER camcorder?
*looking for my RBK to cut his ding a ling off*
rat bastid!!

that ol' girl threw him through the sliding glass door?!
*Applauding*
I got $50 for bail money, if ya need it!!
ctfu @ inventing new curse words?
key his car?
poke his eyes out?
chop his isht off with a butcher knife!!!!