I don't think I'd make it past any cut...
A1) I'm not from Texas...but I'd probably move there for the right person
B2) I don't have any pictures of me...in a bathing suit (unless you count the ones from when I was about 5 years old!
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C3) We probably wouldn't even like the same sports teams
So if you know of anyone who likes Southern California teams and doesn't care about no bathing suit pictures, send them my way!