i hope this one hasnt been told yet. i am too lazy to look.
there was a 92 year old lady who was incredibly depressed. she was very bored with life. she had done everything so there was nothing left to look forward to. she wanted to end it all. it was time for her to go. she figured that the quickest way to kill herself was a bullet through the heart. the problem was that she didnt know where exactly her heart was located. so she called her doctor. not tell him too much information about her call, she ask him about the location of her heart. he said that it is two inches below her left breast. knowing that, she shot herself in the knee cap.
