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not the greatest joke, but good enough...
A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a
handsaw so he sees another man on the 1st floor.
He yells down to him, but he can't hear, so the man on the 3rd
floor does sign language.
He points at his eye meaning "I", points at
his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a
handsaw motion.
The man on the 1st floor knods his head, pulls down
his pants, and starts masturbating.
The man on the 3rd floor gets so
angry he runs down to the 1st floor and says," What the fuck is
wrong with you dumbass? I said I need handsaw!!"
The other guy says," I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm
coming."
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