I took my little cousin (who was 4 at the time) to the mall with me to get my nails done. Well, while I was in the chair, she was checkin the place out. So this lady comes in with
purple weave, long curvy nails, biking shorts (the black kind with the neon pink stripe down the side)
, a wife beater, and some runt (and I meant run-t, not run) over flip flops. She bout 5'4", 225 lbs. Anyway, Haley sees this woman and immediately runs over to me and loudly says: Christina that lady look a hot ass mess! Can we buy her a jogging suit to hide her fatty fattiness?
Of course I was CTFU on the inside, but I was so shamed! The lady looked over there like she wanted to pistol whip both of us. I told Haley to sit her butt down until we got finished, and once I was through I burned rubber gettin out of there.
SMH at my innocent little cousin
