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1. Wear a little cash . . . I'm talking you should be wearing Seven (brand) jeans to paint the garage. I take pride in myself, you'd better as well.
2. Lithe . . . we're talking 12% body fat and below, nothing above the national average regardless of frame, body type, or height.
3. Large breasts . . . but only with average sized nipples, nothing large or tiny, you can have surgery to correct gross physical deformities like these.
–RC
––Parody LOL
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