Oh my

It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything,cause I would have spit it all out. I don't think I'll be able to top this story.
I work as am admin assistat in a clinic. One of my co-workers is very fluent in Spanish. So anytime somebody calls wanting to talk to someone in Spanish, we give her all the calls.
Well a couple of weeks ago, she was out sick. No big. We told all the Spanish speakers, to call back the next day. So this guy calls,asking for our Spanish speaker, I told him she was sick and to call the next day. So the next day, the guy calls back and I spanish speaker is still sick. He's a tad miffed,but agrees to call back the next day. So it's day 3 and our Spanish speaker is still sick. Mr Man is pissed now because 3 days he's called and 3 days there has been noone there that spoke spanish. So I tell him to call back the next day. He's all "Are you sure she's going to be there? I've been trying to get thur for 3 days and she hasn't been there."

So in my best customer service voice (a trick from my call center days) I'm all: I'm sorry that this is inconvinent for you. We usually have a spanish speaker but she's out sick" He's still all are you sure she's going to be there. Are you absoultly sure. I'm like man, I don't know. I won't know till I get to work tommorrow. So then he goes, well can you call her at home and see if she is going to be at work tommorrow and then call me back

WTH?

No I'm not going to call my sick co-worker at home to see if she is coming to work tommorrow. !!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr Man finally decided it was useless to talk to me and decided to call back the next day