[KappaTarzan]

i copy pasted this out of my livejournal from a few weeks ago.. i work for a large corporate cellular company..

sooo last night at work i was an exceptionally great mood. i'm doing my little thing, helping customers, etc. around 7pm this legitmately overweight blond biatch storming up to my desk. she says "i lost my f***ing phones, but then i found them. i want them turned back on". so, no problem, i can do that. as i am starting to do so, i realize one of them is liquid damaged (HINT to people who are somewhat cell phone stupid: liquid damage is the #1 killer of phones, so keep that shit away from water!), and it won't power up. she proceeds to throw a hissy fit. she demands we print a copy of her contract for her and highlight the part where it says $175 early termination fee, so i print it and tell her i can underline it because we don't have any highlighters. She then states "well, you have windex. you must have highlighter" to which marc retorts "well yes, windex is another form of writing untensil.. however it tends to leave streaks and smears so we dont' use it very often". hehehehe... well she decides she is going to leave the store, and she says to me "you are a f***ing phony, you need to get a life" and to josh she says "you need to go back to school". as she turns to go, josh says "i am currently in college, ma'am." and she says "for what, RETARDEDNESS" and flails her arms at the emphasized last word. at this point, all of our customers are laughing hysterically at her ridiculous statements, and jen the greeter says "have a nice day" as she walks out.. this apparantly irked her even more because she said "you too, slut.... WHORE!" as she walks out. Mind you this obese woman had a 12 year old with her wearing very skimpy clothing and sticking her peirced tongue out at everyone.