ok, last year i worked at lowe's.....don't ask me why other than the money was pretty decent for a retail job.....anyway.
i worked the cust. service desk and had to answer the phone and all that. well, when you call lowe's, you get a recording that says the store hours and if you need directions to the store to "press 1" for an automated thing. well, i don't know how many ppl would ring through to me asking for freaking directions. which would, of course, piss me off.
so i'd always give them the wrong directions....ppl would come from tn to our lowe's b/c the taxes weren't as high (yeah, hello GAS, ya idiots
), and i'd tell them directions as if they were coming from louisville. bwahaha.....i tried to be so evil.
then there was the old man with the pregnant belly putting on some ear protection and dancing around in the middle of the aisle (topless no less) screaming, "i don't hear the music"......riiiiiiiight.
now i just deal with ppl who give me money for their bill saying, "you keep the change, honey, that's all for you!" and i open the book and think, "gee, thanks. .15......hawaii here i come.......b*tch."