[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by sugar and spice
Oh you can talk about the Bible during rush for sure! I tell all the rushees about the Bible during rush and how you have to be Christian to get into TRI DELTA because Tri Delta is the best sorority and Christian is the best religion! I'm not Christian but I lied when I went through rush so I could get into Tri Delta. Even if you are only half Catholic you are still better than me. Maybe since you are half Catholic you could be a half Theta Phi Alpha, that would make you a Theta Ph. You should be one because they have the best mascot, which is a penguin, and you should always choose your sorority based on things like mascots and colors which are REALLY important. Even though Theta Phi Alpha stole our colors, they just want to be really cool like us, at least they have cool colors. Hey, if you were a TPA then we'd have the same sorority colors, does that make TPA and Tri Delta SISTER SORORITIES? OMG!!!!

PS: Kath, nobody from Illinois goes to Northwestern -- they all got rejected and had to go to their safety school, Marquette.

OMG like does that mean I can go to Northwestern? And tlel them how I used to go to Marquette? Do you think I could also recharter Kappa Beta Gamma here before I do that? Then maybe I could be a Kappa Be and a Theta Ph. Would that be okay?

And if you are so Christian, why do you use pitchforks? Also, I think you stole the crescent moon from us and that really wasn't very nice.