There is a DJ in Detroit who made a song to the OSU fight song tune.. here are the lyrics (I'm doing the words when it was Woody Hayes as coach .. they change the one verse)
Liquidate Ohio State and turn the Buckeyes BLUE,
They've got a lot of cattle in Columbus, it looks just like a zoo!
Knock them off their ivory towers,
Send them crawling into the showers,
DOWN with Ohio State,
They're a know nothing party school!
They say the girls who go to OSU are husband hunting dames,
They dig the jocks that got the killer instinct,
Not the boys with brains.
At Columbus, you're way ahead,
With straight A's in Physical Ed,
Down with Ohio State, they're a know nothing party school.
Bust your butt for Woody,
Lose your gut for Woody,
Repeat
(No offense to any OSU folks out there.. it's just a really funny song!)
Dee