This is funny because compared to you all I'm old

and I've been married before -- but Mr. valkyrie and I will NOT be sleeping in the same bed at my parents' house. It's just not done. My mom mentioned the hide-a-bed to me, which is in the family room, and which implies that one of us will be sleeping there instead of the guest room. My parents are old fashioned and that's just how they are, so it doesn't bother me at all.