To Our Hand-Me-Down-Cadillac (again): You have REALLY done it this time!! Why did you choose the coldest night of the month to show your entire azz 15 minutes before I had to go to work?
Huh? You sat up and let the gas tank hit the ground!!
Do you know how scared I was? I'm sure there were sparks flying about while you were dragging that tank like my son drags his stuffed Spongebob toy around. Thank GOD I had the sense to turn around and go back home before I got too far. I mean I could have blown up sky high.
And then you wanna cop an attitude because Hubby kicked you. I shoulda kicked you too because I had to call Brother In Law to come out of his warm house to take me to work!!
Hubby and I have decided to make good on our threat a few months early. We went to the dealership and saw a very nice Ford Focus and even though it's
money green it's very good on gas and it's a reasonable price. If the financing goes through, HMDC, you are going to CAR HELL better known as my Mother In Law's house where Pop In Law will constantly tinker with you and tear you apart and let his friends sit on you and drink 40's and smoke and eat chicken and stuff. You will sit in the yard on blocks under 3 feet of snow during the winter and bake in the heat in the summer because you have treated us bad for the last time!!