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Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
They do nothing. They're my friends' moms. Day revolves around: Getting up, throwing on your Juicy sweats, making your little ones breakfast and driving them off to school, stopping at Panera for breakfast, going home, taking a nice soak in the tub before Merry Maids come, eating lunch at the club with your friends, bopping over to the mall to return/exchange the stuff you bought yesterday, and then picking up the little ones from school.
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K, I need to introduce you to my younger sister. You two would get along famously! When we first moved to this area, I joined a group called "Professional Moms at Home" so that I could meet other moms who used to have careers but decided instead to concentrate on raising their kids. My sister had a field day with that one; calling it instead the "My Husband Makes a Lot of Money and I Can Afford to Stay at Home and Still Shop at Nordstrom So I'm Better Than You" club. (Yes, I actually just called her because I couldn't remember the exact terminology she used).
But I don't wear Juicy Couture anymore 'cause my butt is too big. I gave most of it to my sister who doesn't seem to mind reaping the benefits of my decadent life