I want to deliver a Baby Powder Pimp Slap (and snatch a knot in her a$$; as my grandmother would say) to the chick that my ex is
messin' around with because, the lovely young lady seems to think I want him back and she wants to sent me dumb e-mails
PS If you are reading this. Note that I do not want him back, and I hope that you two are happy
seriously!