[honeychile]

1) Subtle but funny: one of my favorite Pikas brought a six-pack to writing class, popped open the first one & quietly drank the entire six-pack. He then stood up and walked out. With a completely straight face, the professor said, "Was it something I said?"

2) Freshman year, Psych class (500+ lecture hall). During the final, the professor wrote, "SHOW YOUR ID WHEN YOU TURN IN YOUR TEST!" Thinking Freudian, I thought to myself, "show your id? Is he crazy?" I kept watching the people who turned in their tests go out into the hall with the professor, and thought, "Oh, they're showing him there!" When I finally got up enough nerve to turn in my test, he smiled & said, "That's okay, I've seen you here enough." I went back to my sorority suite, ranting about the pervert psych teacher who wanted us to show our ids! One of the seniors burst out laughing, and said, "Show your I-D, Honey, your ID Card!!"

Did I mention that I used to bleach my hair blonde?

3) Same year, I was giving a tour to a group of prospective students. I had just lost a lot of weight, so I had put on my pantihose, then my panties (to hold them up). Well, I was talking about the ceiling in the one room, and when I was gesturing toward it, I heard some snickering. My bright pink panties were down around my knees!