Por Que Ideal, CORRECTO?!

Por Que mi idioma de espanol necisita ayuda?
How Come, CrimsonTide4, I am glad that I am not the only one with an inquiring mind?
How Come, CT4, If the Rock insists on coming on late night television looking so immaculate, you and I might have to cyber duel at 10 paces?
How Come I am boycotting Mary J.'s new CD simply because it is called "No More Drama"?
How Come "Mary Jane: No More Drama" is like "Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich: No More Bread"?
HOW COME?!?
How Come the "Regulators" EARNED that title?
HOW
COME
YOU
DON'T
CALL ME???? ANYMORE???? LOL @ Ideal08, b/c I was listening to that last night and I realized that was a song BASED on HC's!!
How Come when you visit other folks house, and you take a shower, it is always a strand of hair on the wall?
How Come you try to shovel water from the shower on it to get it off?
How Come this causes it to slowly inch down the wall and down the drain, problem solved?
HOW COME I AM FEELING SILLY TODAY???