I came across this via(lol) email:
TOP TEN THINGS BLACK FOLKS DID WITH THEIR TAX REBATE CHECKS:
Pookie: Got my lights and cell phone turned back on.
Shaqueta: Moved me and my 4 kids upstairs to a two bedroom apartment.
Smooth: Got out of jail.
Ray Ray: What rebate check?
Laqueatia: Me and Laqueatia Jr. got gold nails on our hands and toes!
June Bug: Invested mine, $500.00 worth of Lottery Scratch Tickets
Towanda: Called Ms Cleo
Big Daddy: Put a color T.V. in my Barber Shop
Uncle Johnny: Bought a harmonica, a bottle of Crown Royal, some
flowers,
and
took Ms Lucille on a date.
Roach: If I had got one, I would have bought some mad rims for my Ford
Escort!
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
P Diddy: Some Braces
Mike Tyson: Some anger management classes
Left Eye: Some fire insurance
Dennis Rodman: Some Class
Whitney Houston: One year membership to the Betty Ford Clinic
Al Sharpton: While in jail, a Whopper; Supersize!
Tavis Smiley: A bus ticket to the employment office
DL Hughley: Some new jokes.
Oprah Winfrey: A month's supply of Slim Fast/Slim Slow, Slim Something
Jesse Jackson: A year's supply of condoms
I'm still
as to do with mine.
