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Old 11-11-2003, 04:15 PM
aurora_borealis aurora_borealis is offline
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I think a squirrel is a very lovely mascot. I know to many AGDs having a living breathing mascot running around campus is a pleasant reminder of their beautiful sisterhood many places they go. Squirrels always look nice in their neutral colored fur coats, and they are good workers with excellent time management skills. They prepare ahead for winter, and are agile climbers.

My campus has some aggressive squirrels. I had one follow me to class last summer, another was sitting on the hood of my car, and yet another kamikazied out of a tree in front of Kappa and was eyeballing me. The squirrels that reside outside of my building now come and greet me at the sidewalk and bring me presents. One got in a bedroom in my building and was trapped behind the blinds. It ended up falling out of the third story window and has a little bit of brain damage now. Poor little critter.

Just becareful of the squirrel mafia over at UW. They may find out you called them stupid and rise up out of the trees against you. Having a "stoning" by acorns is not a good way to go.
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