HTHC I had to come share this with my GC family?
HTHC I haven't been at work for 30 minutes yet, and I have already gotten which should be the stupidest complaint of the night?
HC she wants to see the doctor because she "burned her lip with Salt and Vinegar potato chips"?

HC she gave me her medicaid card and I ran it and she is ineligible?
HC I told her this?
HC she still wants to see the doctor?
HC lady you are about to incur a $500 hospital bill because you ate too many Salt and Vinegar chips?
HC my people, my people? *SMH*