I don't know if anybody watches Arli$$ on HBO (it comes on after Sex and the City) but this is where the topic comes from. Arliss is a sports agent and he was going to donate sperm to one of his lesbian athletes as long as he could name the baby. He was going to name it Marlboro or Parliament for millions of dollars from a tobacco company.
I would do it, but I would definitely have to change the pronunciation and the spelling (can I change the spelling
) or a name-brand that isn't too specific. It would be something like:
1. Vaseline Smith (pronounced Va-SAH-li-nay)
2. Nike Morris (Ni-KAY)
3. Coca Cola Lee (Cola is her middle name)
4. Visine Anderson (Viz-a-NAY)
5. Jergens Payne (HAIR-jens, spanish pronunciation)
6. Hewlett Packard Long
7. Oscar Mayer Starks
8. Ralph Lauren Jenkins
9. Donna Karan Watkins
P. S.: I actually know someone named Jordache.