LMAO @ you and Libra Soul.
Picture this, since I am a teacher, I have FIRST HAND knowledge of this:
It's the first day of school, Ms. Simmons is taking attendance:
1. Smuckers Sanders
2. Jif Jefferson
3. Ore Ida Owens
4. Chips a Hoy Carson
5. Viagra Vincent
6. Monistat Mitchell
7. Pine Sol Perkins
8. Parkay and Pam Peterson (they the twins)
9. Hallmark Hall
10. Dannon Davis
NOOOOOOOW do you see how hard it would be for me as a teacher not to LMAO @ your child's name and they would get clowned ROYALLY.
Think back to the Wood, Slim's real name was Lavinio

-- he got clowned by HIS BOYS on that one.