Dude, I would bang her to kingdom come. I'd hit it until my penis fell off. Thats one girl I'd try to knock up. I know Fred Durst hit that mess, along with a lot of others. I actually met Nikki Hilton in Miami at club Pearl a while ago. Come to think of it, I think I'd love to bang Nikki more than Paris. Paris's hair is too short, I like Nikki's a lot better. I'd hit it and hit it and hit it. Paris would be fun to have pornstar sex with and to get real nasty. Nikki would be less likely to have an std. Either way I'd bang both of them quicker than I could say Hilton. If there really is a porn and if it comes out, I'm gonna be missin from GC for a few days.
And Susan, don't ever compare her to that fat chick again. Christina Aguilera, Bleck!
