How come Ubalt called me out???

How come, new person (LMAO), how come?
How come I did NOT have 2 apple martinis?
How come I had a blue margarita and an apple martini?
How come I can't BELIEVE you called me out?
How come we talked about protocol at the table?
How come we AGREED not to say anything about my letters?
How come you went back on your word?
How come I'm gonna bring that up when you run for office?

How come, Bill Clinton, LMAO, how come?
How come, Ubalt, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT?

How come you have come up in here with this mess?
How come I DID NOT GIVE HIM ANY LESSONS!!!!!
How come that could be misconstrued?
How come you are damaging my rep as the Sweet Moderator in here???
How come you are going to make me shut you DOWN?!
How come YOU WILL NOT KEEP CALLIN ME NORTH CAROLINA??

How come I'm glad you came to GC, though?

How come I really do recruit people and tell them about our GC pham?
How come it's only cuz I love yall?
How come I was ROTFLMAO at 2D calling Ubalt "new person?"
How come that is HILARIOUS?
How come I have to surf the net for a while?
How come I have no work to really do for the next 4 days?
How come that's cool with me though?
How come I'll be back with some more HC's?