How come Ideal is so '08?

How come women can't figure out that they get themselves lookin' all juicy and sexy-then all they want IS TO BE HUGGED!!!??? YALL BE BUGGIN'!!!
How come exquizit?
How come yall advertise; and when a brutha answer yall's ads, HE GOTTA BE OFF THE CHAIN?
How come me and Ideal both might be neighbors in Virginia?
How come?
CAUSE!!!