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Originally posted by Gyrl7
Oh didn't that have something to do with Footless Freddy??? Cuz see, Vera, ok what happen'd was right??? Stankadankdank Debbie got really pissed cuz Vera was up at the hospilla when they gave Freddy the final shank on his foot n'stuff. I think it was a case of the guilties on Deb's part but anyways when she fianlly did roll up at the hospilla, she and Vera Mae got to fighting, and security tossed them both out on their a$$es. Only Po-Po had to bring Vera cuz she couldn't see and her left eye kept on rollin in circles.........chal Stankbreff Deb knocked Vera the SHUCKOUT! So when Footless Freddy was given his one free foot of dancing n'errythang he started talkin to Vera not knowing she had all these mens an errythang, so he comes home from a hard days work as a bus driver, driving that bus all day long with one foot had to be hard especially when the foot that was shanked was his right foot......(he demanded to be put back to work cuz he was union)...........he caught Vera sexing up with Pretty Rick-ay, so Footless Fredding hobbled his good foot on over and clocked Vera in the other eye, hence, that is how she got her name COCKEYED Vera...........Whew lawd I thought yawl were all still livin in the hood when that happened, cuz this was fairly recent, like within the last two years......
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Well, all I know is Sistah FeeFee, who from New Yawk and half crazy anyway, was a mad sister and was waiting in the parking lot for Sistah Fiddy (50) and ole boy. FeeFee didn't want him for herself but she had found out he had stood up her cousin's best friend Boquetta Lemay, for the prom.
Never mind that Boquetta was 21 in the 12th grade, the po chile was hurt bad. She had bought her a prom dress from Walmart and everything. It wouldn't even have been so bad but the girl tore the tag off the dress cause she just KNEW she was gettin' her prom on. Now dude kickin it with Grandma-ma.
Sistah FeeFee, I told yall she was half-crazy, wasn't havin it. She hid in the bushes (gee, future storywriters hope she don't "rash-up" later
) and waited for them to come out arm-in-arm, well ole girl had a cane. Just as they were getting in the car FeeFee crept up behind em and....
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Gryl7, we need to talk. you got issues
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