LOL that's funny
We have crazy people coming into the hospital where i volunteer. One day a few weeks back, this lady came running through the surgery waiting area screaming, pregnant, and her shirt was pulled up over her breasts, so she was runnign with her big belly exposed and her tits flappin in the wind......... finally we got her calmed down enough to ask her what ws wrong and she said she had been outside smoking and was havign chest pains, and shs ewas still screaming and hysterical, so much so that she had actually ran right through the emergency room, got on the elevator to the second floor and ran through surgery waiting. by the time swe got her more calmed down and back to ER her shirt had been brought over her tits, but her big belly was still exposed walkign through the hospital. Then we get a call a few minutes later looking for a baby, because apparently she had a baby in her arms when she started her psycho trip, and lost her baby somewhere between ER and surgery................