HC you were up so bleeping late?
HC if I had known I would have called you?
HC I do not want to go to work today?
HC NO REALLY?
HC I officially need a new job?
HC **le gush**?
HC **le swoon**?
HC
HC he dropped his celly in the toilet yesterday?
HC I IMMEDIATELY thought of old boy in the DST thread?
HC he did not go after it?
HC off to the post office then work?
HC I need a new place of employment?