Well if I am retarded, I am proud of it. They told me the same thing.
Loew's has a "Loew's Club" in the upper level of the theatre. You pay a slightly higher ticket price and they sell alcohol and food there, plus you have comfy cushy seats with tons of armrest space & cupholders. I recommend it to any girl who gets dragged to action movies she hates, or any guy who gets dragged to a chick-flick.
http://www.loewsclub.com/