My title would be "!"
Just an exclamation point.
For someone who considers herself articulate, there are so many things that happen to me that cannot be described...you just go "!!!
!!!!
I feel that I've had some amazing, unreal experiences....they warrant a !, for extra ooomph.
I also often feel like I'm on Candid Camera because I'm surrounded by lunatics, but I feel like 'WTF" would be a crappy title.
Plus I think it would be cool to have a title that can't be pronounced....cuz I don't think you can really sum me up....
Rating: R for language (sometimes I'm mistaken for a truck driver), sex, rock n roll, drugs, money, morals, passion, love, dance, anger, and anything else that can't be adequately covered under a "G" rating.
ETA: OOPS my colorful sense of humor alone needs that R....
