[ladygreek]

Originally posted by TonyB06
say what? I just can't keep up with them Minnesota folk. You fixin' to tell me cockeyed Vera still smellin' roun' Junior? that boy gon get hisself kilt chasin skirt like dat.

...'sides, last I heard, stank-breath Debbie was two minutes off whippin' Vera's a$$. Told her she best be on the first Greyhound smokin. Week fo las they was up in that hoochie club, the Shawshank, you know where the dranks be half-price on Tuesday after 10? uhm... so I'm told.

Anyway, Vera was in there with Rick-ay...pretty Rick-ay wat day call him, when she saw stank-breath Debbie. Well, least I think Vera saw him but you can't be for sho wit dat cockeye she got, but they commence to fightin, and weave was flying err witcha way...

Well I HEARD that dem dranks be like half price after 10 IN THE MORNIN' which means Rick-ay and cockeyed Vera were skunk drunk by the time Debbie got there. Whens dey got ta fightin dey made em go outside so they wouldn't break any of the plastic furniture. It was so cold that when Debbie pulled out Vera's weave and threw it, it froze in midair. Dats when Junior and em pulled up and dragged Vera into dey car. Dat frozen weave was still hangin in mid-air, *tsk tsk*