Grad school
You might be in grad school if...
you can't tell which of the last 30 drafts of a paper was the one to submit for a grade.
you are considering naming your first born child with monikers that spell SPSS.
sleep is considered an optional recreational activity.
"The Committee" means some semi-secretive organization designed to keep you in Hades on Earth.
FYI: I ACTUALLY had a serious discussion with Mr. Silver about our eating habits and scurvy just this week!
Silver
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