Ladies, I think I have heard them all. Here are two I was SOOO fortunate to receive (eyes rolling) this weekend alone.
guy: Girl, can I call you matches?
girl: Why?
guy: 'Cuz you sure are striking.
guy: Girl, do they call you mosquito?
girl: No...
guy: Well, you sure are fly.
I think these should go down as the absolute corniest in history.
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