HC today I went shoe shopping?
HC DSW had given me a $5 coupon for my birthday?
HC it expired today?
HC I went and saw these baaaaaaad azz boots?
HC enzo?
HC but they were $100?
HC with a 30% clearance they were still too frigging high?
HC so I walked around and did not see anything else that tickled my fancy
AND in the budget?
HC I came across some shoes?
HC 29.89 with 40% clearance?
HC got both pair?
HC was overcharged?
HC went back in?
HC after the 3rd ring?
HC she took off another 10% on each pair?
HC I paid $29.35 for both pairs of shoes!!!?!?!?!
HC GLOOOOOOOOOOORY?!?!?!!