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Old 07-26-2000, 01:02 PM
mwedzi mwedzi is offline
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Not a member of your org, but this thread is too funny. This is gonna be kinda long, sorry. I don't even know how many tacky lines I've been given. 80% of them happened in the 5 month period I was in Zimbabwe. I mean, dang. I had a lot and I wrote them in my journal (which I don't have with me now). For some strange reason, the only two I can think of now are:

I just bought some bread. Wanna share it?
and
"Don't you have a boyfriend?"
and I say "no"
and he says "Aren't you horny?"
What?!

And then there were always the guys at the bus stops when I was like 14-17. Dirty old men. One kept telling me how much he liked my feet!

Bumblebee, your story was too funny and I admire you for your self-control cuz I believe I would have lost my mind and gotten myself beat down on the street. Some group of boys (maybe 5 or so) yelled disgusting things at me (also back in Zimbabwe) and I got into the biggest screaming match with them, me inside a telephone booth and the rest of them surrounding the booth and hollering at me.

Just a month or so ago, I was walking in Seoul (in korea now) and some guy asked me for change and when I wouldn't give it to him, do you know he grabbed my butt! I was going to let it go but then I saw he was laughing at me and let me tell yall, I chased that fool for 10 solid minutes until I finally caught him, yelled at him in the best Korean I could manage, and then slapped him a few times.

And do you know, after talking to a guy (also in Korea) for one hour in a coffee shop, he asked me what size panties I wore? And when I asked why he wanted to know, he told me some silly story about how his friend owned an underwear store and he would get me some for free!

I'd better stop now, but this has just been too funny.
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