Bumblebee,
You had me cracking up! Her dad? What was his expression when he saw you? That is too funny.....and yes, I'm going to have to borrow that STD line.
After reading some your stories, I've realized I'm not the only one with the old man sign. You know...the one that says, "All old men stop and talk to me." Why do old men think they can date/talk to a woman 20-30 yrs. their junior?????
One of the worst I've heard is:
"Is your husband married?"
The first time I heard this I must admit, I was seriously thrown off. My husband? I don't have one. Which is what they want to hear.
Also, I had one man who actually had the audacity to tell me, "Dang, you sure have some big t*tt*es. I mean, did he expect me to think that was cute?? The lengths they go to.
While shawty is nationwide, Ma is the newest thing on the East Coast. "Hey Ma, how you doing?" is on the rise to gain the acclaim from men that shawty has. I mean ma sounds decent compared to some of the other choice words people use, but then the thought of being called some man's mother........I don't know.
Take Care,
Cookee