I had a guy to ask me for directions and say he was from out of town and he was lost with a carload full of guys. You know good and well all of them didn't pile in that car for a road trip. Why do some men think that if they get your attention while in a car, that you're supposed to walk over to the car in the hot sun while they sit inside in the air? Pleazzeeeee! Anyway I declined he had, A MOUTH FULL OF GOLD TEETH, and I'm not into the bling bling. Can we say STOP! Well when he pulled away his plates were in state and the bad part about it was he went opposite of the directions I gave.
I had another gold teeth brother ask me for my number, he didn't say which number, so I gave him the number to the nearest police precinct because it was a crime to have that many gold teeth in one mouth. He had a jheri curl also and yall know jheri curls cause crime. I did the women of this city a favor. Ok I'm done cause I feel like I'm venting lol.
[This message has been edited by Total Elegance (edited July 22, 2000).]
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