This olllllllllld man was trying to pick me up one day on the train, and even after I gently turned him down several times, he still didn't get the point. So after ten minutes of, "I could take care of you, yadda, yadda, yadda..." I turned to him and was like "How, with your social security check?" After he got over his initial chagrin, he says, "Dang you aint got to get all high and mighty Miss Thang! Shooo, I just thought I knew you from somewhere." So I politely turned to him and said: "Perhaps you have, I work in the STD office. Is that cream working?" Needless to say "Grandpa" left me alone.
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